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 Dumpster Playoffs Are HERE!

Get ready for another Dumpster playoff run this Thursday night 2/26/26. The guys are in their new twink era and are faster than ever. The Dumpsters had a good warm-up session Tuesday afternoon going 2-0 with heavy SOGs and shut down fore checking. Earl and Puckflaps saw good success in 3s last week as well preparing for the playoff run. As of right now all members on the team are healthy and are good to go for Thursday night with Likcrumb status being Questionable only playing 3 games so far this season and Fuhrburger Goocherov still being Inactive with no contact with the team.

Livestreaming options will be updated closer to puck drop.

-Musselwhipe 2/24/26

 TEAM USA TAKES THE GOLD!!!  🇺🇸

The Salty Cum Dumpsters want to officially wish the United States of America's Mens Hockey Team on winning the Gold Medal at the 2026 Winter Olympics held in Milano-Cortina, Italy. The team went 3-0 in group play winning against Lativia, Germany, and Denmark. The men won against Sweeden and Slovakia in the tournament play leading up to what the world was waiting to see; the heavily anticipated match against Team Canada in the Finals. Team USA won the game in overtime with an outstanding performance from all but most notably the goalie Connor Hellebuyck and game winner shooter Jack Hughes. This is the first time the men's team has won gold since winning against the Soviet Union in 1980 in Lake Placid, NY.

-Musselwhipe 2/23/26