Salty Cum Dumpsters
Salty Cum Dumpsters
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Frozen Frenzy and 25 Years of Ice Bears
16 games, 32 teams! Follow the NHL's Frozen Frenzy action on ESPN starting at 17:00CT. Your Salty Cum Dumpsters will some more hockey to the lineup with the team starting a new 10 game season in the upgraded Division 7. The team is off to a good start sitting at 16-19-3 with two division titles. When asked about the start of the new season, Big Earl says "we get back to .500 tonight". You can follow the action on this Frozen Frenzy Tuesday night on the livestream under Coffeeshoots69 Twitch page.
The Salty Cum Dumpsters want to congratulate the Knoxville Ice Bears of the SPHL on 25 years! We are proud to share Knoxville as a home with the Ice Bears and all the inspiration they have contributed to the Dumpsters organization. The Ice Bears open up their season on October 16th against the Evansville Thunderbolts at the beloved Knoxville Civic Coliseum. Follow the Ice Bears at https://knoxvilleicebears.com/
Frozen Frenzy Starting Lineup:
Center: Dad Musselwhipe #8 (C)
Left Wing: Joey Puckflaps #69
Right Wing: Tyler Steak #17
Left Defense: House Player
Right Defense: Big Earl #2 (A)
Injured Reserve:
Lou Sashle #57 - Lower Body Injury, Return TBD
-Musselwhipe 10/13/26
Win a Cup.
S.Q.U.I.R.T.
Squirt it out!
Quit it.
Under-pressure = dump
I give my all!
Reach Around
Tip
The Salty Cum Dumpsters have a rich history of winning. Hard work and fellowship between members have lead to 14 years of sustained success on and off the ice.