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Dumpsters Playoffs Begin In:
Thursday Night Dumps!
Get ready Dumpster Nation, we have a full 5 piece Dump line-up ready for you fans tonight. Your dumpsters continue to grind and work on improving team cohesion as they preapre for a playoff run in less than two weeks. Tune into tonight's action at 7:15 PM CT on twitch with Coffeeshoots69's broadcast of the action brought to you by Arbys.
Tonight's Starting Lineup:
Center: Musselwhipe (C)
Left Wing: Puckflaps (A)
Right Wing: Steak
Left Defense: ** DAY 4 TRYOUT**
Right Defense: Earl (A)
Notable Absentees:
Likcrumb - IR
Goocherov - LTIR
-Musselwhipe 4/9/26
Win a Cup.
S.Q.U.I.R.T.
Squirt it out!
Quit it.
Under-pressure = dump
I give my all!
Reach Around
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The Salty Cum Dumpsters have a rich history of winning. Hard work and fellowship between members have lead to 14 years of sustained success on and off the ice.